Ode to Wopat

Ode to Tom Wopat

O Tom Wopat
You are so that
You are Luke Duke
And you got to hang out with Daisy Duke
You got to hang out with Catherine Bach
She is so hot
Even though she’s to old these days
I still say
If only she wasn’t your cousin
You guys would be ‘a huggin’

O Wopat
Its just not fair
Why did you guys have to go off the air
Now my life is sad like rain
What a cool guy, that Rosco P. Coltrain
Uncle Jesse, Bo, and the gang
I wish I could hang . . .
Or come along
As long as Boss Hog
Wasn’t there

O Mr. Wopat
You’re cool
Luke Duke and me
For all eternity