Mark Driscoll vs. the Fifteen Winkers

We’ve now got 15 winkers (Me, Adam, Kay, Doug, Kyle, Andrew, Tony, Mike, Will, Bro. Maynard, Jay, Josh C, Blake, Joe, Nick).

And one peace sign giver.

And just for the record, I’m not taking this too seriously. I’m so tired of all of these churchy/blogger schmohawks* getting their undies in a wad and reading into everything and bitching about everything. Now even the winks are being taken to seriously with people debating whether or not winks are “conversational” and characteristic of “emergent”. Are you kidding me? Do you have nothing better to do with your life than debate the playful gesture of a wink?

I’m about to name call.

D BAGS (censored for my mother).

CHIPTARDS (ht: Nick).

AND SCHMOHAWKS.

Go read the comments in this thread on my buddy Cleave’s site and try and pick out which adjective belongs to each person.

At some point all of these guys and gals stuck in their church offices (and home offices) need to get their heads out of their rear end and learn to lighten up. We are one cocky group when we take ourselves this seriously.

Can a man not wink anymore without it being analyzed?

* as referenced in the new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm by Larry David

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10 Comments

  1. Joshua CaseNo Gravatar
    Posted September 26, 2007 at 4:16 am | Permalink

    I’ll be twelve…

    hehe..

    jc

  2. Scott AndreasNo Gravatar
    Posted September 26, 2007 at 4:49 am | Permalink

    Sorry, Josh – no hard feelings anywhere.

    I’m as much of a Driscoll critic as anybody, but I’ve got a pile of friends who love the guy and one who goes to his church.

    The “peace sign” isn’t me getting all snarky and anal about analyzing gestures…it’s me doing what I can to smooth over the division and near-hatred that often brews between these worlds.

    (Also, read Doug’s original post explaining the wink. Wish that would have been easier to get to in the beginning. I am now a fan of the wink.)

    Love what you’re doing, bro – keep it up.

    Scott

  3. JoshNo Gravatar
    Posted September 26, 2007 at 9:08 am | Permalink

    no worries dude. i wasn’t referring to you. glad you’ve stumbled across my site. look forward to seeing you around here more.

    i just get frustrated when you read the comments on bob’s blog. or adam’s. we just take ourselves way too seriously. that was my point.

  4. HelenNo Gravatar
    Posted September 26, 2007 at 10:00 am | Permalink

    Nice…

    I think that’s the effective weapon of our warfare: the ability not to take ourselves too seriously.

  5. NicholasNo Gravatar
    Posted September 26, 2007 at 10:19 am | Permalink

    Alright, because you said shmoohawk, I will get you something at lunch today. . .

  6. blakeNo Gravatar
    Posted September 26, 2007 at 10:31 am | Permalink

    i hear you bro.

    i’m joining the ranks of the winkers.

  7. janeNo Gravatar
    Posted September 26, 2007 at 1:59 pm | Permalink

    could you ease up a bit on the “panties in a wad” and the “bitch” stuff?

    these figures of speech only serve to showcase the underlying current of passive sexism that was naturally carried over from ex-evangelists into the emergent church. thx~!

  8. JoshNo Gravatar
    Posted September 26, 2007 at 2:04 pm | Permalink

    thanks for the input jane. i apologize for my insensitivity. i’ll modify the panties in a wad. but i’m not sure that “bitching” is passive sexism. i certainly didn’t mean either phrase in that way. but i certainly understand how the first could be bothersome to females. but the second i think is far removed from being relegated to one specific sex.

  9. JoeNo Gravatar
    Posted September 26, 2007 at 2:26 pm | Permalink

    I winked! Even though I suck at it. I had to use my hands! :)

  10. NicholasNo Gravatar
    Posted September 26, 2007 at 3:30 pm | Permalink

    Oh snap!!! . . . Josh is totally like driscoll with the sexism. . .

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